Friday, February 10, 2012

I am what I am


My name is Henry Keller, and I am an opportunist.

If you are foolish enough to leave something on the counter within my reach, you will find it is gone when you return.

If you na├»vely store something you know I like towards the front of the refrigerator, don’t be surprised when it’s not there next time you look.

Oh, so cat food’s expensive? I don’t care. Not good for me? Please - save it!

My name is Henry Keller, and I am an opportunist.

Some would say I’m spoiled, ill-mannered - even incorrigible.

While this may be true, the bottom line is I’m smart and mischievous - I’m a Dalmatian!


Being a charismatic trickster is in my DNA!

And, please, don’t hate me because I’m beautiful...but that’s another story.

So, the next time you don’t know what happened to your sandwich - better make a new one.

My name is Henry Keller, and I am an opportunist.

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This short memoir by a Dalmatian owner might also be of interest you. I got a chuckle out of it. Ha ha ha ha ha!




Photo at top courtesy of Reg Kittrelle. Others by Henry's mom.